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WARNING!!!
THIS IMPOSSIBLE CREATURE HAS BEEN SEEN LURKING WITHIN MANY BOGS AND SWAMPS IN THE AREA
HOW TO KNOW IF
HE'S NEAR
- Your baby teeth start to fall out
- Your vision starts to become red
- The air turns into mayonnaise
- The wind becomes very apparent and violent
- You can now hear the water inside your head and body
- You hear calliope music nearby
- The sky starts to rain blood
IF YOU COME
IN CONTACT
WITH THIS BEAST...
- Avoid eye contact with any reflective objects or the sky
- Secure any nearby insects or plants, they only feed his rage
- Embrace fear or succumb to his wrath
- If you've accepted death, drawing a circle in the sand and being within will lessen the inevitable pain
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